What Do You Look For in a Band?
Angus: Sex on Toast sounds like shit, but looks good doing it. We’re looking for fans with a good tooth to gum ratio.
Louis: Non human members, modest clothing, no percussion
Keeping Busy
A: Getting completely and utterly cucinated.
L: I’ve been so itchy it’s really the only thing I can remember.
Best Gig Ever
A: The gig where I came up on a stinger naked and wanking on top of the Eiffel Tower. Jean Claude Van Damme heard my cries and then helped me down to safety.
L: Steely Dan at Rod Laver ‘07, Prince at Rod Laver ’12.
Current Playlist
A: I’m currently listening to a lot of Quincy Jones, and was thrashing his Jook Joints album featuring Tamia as its centrepiece with monumental features from Brandy, Aaron Hall, R.Kelly and Charlie Wilson. Also a bit of Mariah & Whitney. Remi’s new album is also 10/10.
The best local gig I saw recently was On Diamond. Check that band out.
L: Fish Finger and the Smelly Gloves Feeling Crumby.
Your Ultimate Rider
A: A live shark, one biscuit, Raph Fiennes.
L: I don’t think it’d be wise for me to explore that particular part of my psyche right now, I’m an alcoholic.
