BORED NOTHING ASKING GUNG HO
Have you ever seen a show called Seinfeld? How good is Seinfeld?
It’s awesome, I’m glad you like it too. Good for you, Jack!
What’s your favourite pizza topping, do you ever need to get half and half or are you guys closer than that?
Supreme always goes well. Except the pineapple. If there’s anyone cool with pineapple on the pizza they’re out of the band.
Can I borrow some money for beer? I promise you can have some of the beer, but most of the beer is for me.
Sure, I’ll watch you drink the beer. You’ll get a little buzzed. We’ll take it from there.
GUNG HO ASKING STEP-PANTHER
Hey Dan, you end up finding that weed I lost behind your couch?
No it’s been consumed by the dark deep abyss of my house… along with most of my socks, jocks and the alternate ending to TV’s Lost.
If you were in another band that wasn’t your band, what would that band be?
I would be in a shred metal band but I’m too shit at double-kick. It would be called something like ‘Epic Death Star’ or ‘Exploding Stab Face’, except with Hello Kitty cover art.
I googled “awesome interview questions” and got nothing. So I’ll just steal one of Bored Nothing’s questions – What’s your favourite pizza topping?
I don’t think you can go wrong with supreme; it’s the all-rounder – meat, vegetables, olives and artificial cheese from a laboratory. However you gotta get that shit on thin ‘n’ crispy.
STEP-PANTHER ASKING BORED NOTHING
You’ve got a chicken and a duck in your film clip, in your backyard. Would you eat them if you had to?
I threaten them with that whenever they piss me off.
You’re making a burger. What’s in it? (Maybe see question one?)
Haloumi, relish, lettuce and people.
Top five people you could/would/will dedicate Shit For Brains to while onstage – living or dead?
My grandparents, Wile E. Coyote (you’ll never catch him, get over it), Steve from Step-Panther, Lisa Leoni from grade two, your mother.
BORED NOTHING, GUNG HO and STEP-PANTHER bring the Triple Treat tour to Northcote Social Club on Saturday May 11.
