You’re walking down an alley and find a suitcase full of money, what do you spend it on? I found a suitcase full of money, slide into the band’s DMs if it’s yours. No questions asked just come get it, I don’t want to know.
Coolest thing you’ve shoplifted? The hero “you gotta lift” award goes to a band member who grabbed a bottle of vodka off the bar after waiting in line for half an hour at a Daft Punk stadium show. Honourable mention to the time we ate You Am I’s fruit platter during a festival. To be fair they were already gone and their dressing room was open.
Ouija or séance? I’ve never tried them but I love psychics both fraudulent and accurate. There’s a real art to “cold calling” that I respect and the people that can read you without any malicious intent are amazing to me.
How high is too high? You want to know what’s too high? The new planets they discovered that might be able to support life. What’s the point of trying to get there when governments are already wrecking the earth? Only the elite will get to go there.
You’re on a deserted island and have to eat a band member. Who? There’s no “cannibalism” in “team” – eat instruments first: snare sandwiches, distortion pedal soup, grilled kick. After that, our occasional keyboard player. We’d lull him into a false sense of security by asking him about his ultimate “desert island discs”.
