Everyone has that one friend who for some unknown reason still cares about The Strokes in 2013, right? Yeah, they’re going to lap this shit up. They’re not going to care that the sugary synths are bland or that Casablancas gives one of the most woeful vocal performances of his career, no, they’re going to tell you how ‘this is just like their old stuff’ and that the tacky guitar riffs are totally reminiscent of the wondrous Reptilia and signifies the beginning of the by-the-numbers indie-rock revival that they’ve been patiently waiting for since 2005. You need to cut this friend loose before someone gets hurt.
The Strokes : One Way Trigger
