Matty (drums). Charizard, cos he’s a fucking dragon yo. Burns shit up.
Muzz (bass). Hands down, it’s Link. He’s packing a sword, bow, hook shot, a sick tunic and plays an instrument that can warp time and reality. Also he and Princess Zelda are definitely boning.
Rikki (guitar). I’m going with Fox, because he’s a fearless leader, clever like a fox, a skilled lover and a badass frickin’ space fighter pilot
Dane (vocals). I like that blue-haired dude, Matty what’s his name? Begins with a ‘W’ crazy guy lives to get amongst it. Doesn’t seem to mind pain, always having a laugh. Bit of a sly ladies man and a bedroom philosopher.
#1 for the whole band. Mario, he’s an OG, can help you out if you’re waist deep in shit and is all about the mushrooms.
