Why do musicians do this? Seriously. I mean I know why musicians do this, it’s obviously an excellent way to make money, especially in America, which turns into a Christmas theme park in late November and therefore necessarily requires theme park music and preferably NEW theme park music because Christmas is all about getting a whole lot of shiny new shit you don’t need. But seriously, why do musicians do this? It’s fucking horrible. And I count myself as a theoretical Kelly Clarkson fan, because I feel that in theory I would like her if I didn’t have slightly better taste. The point is, I don’t have enough singles to fill my column this week so I am padding it out by writing pointless, pointless words.