Yanomamo questions Conan:
Yanomamo: Conan have never recorded a cover, but what songs would a Conan cover album have on it?
Conan: I would choose three – March of the 10,000 Volt Ghost – Slomatics. Mons Venus – Zoroaster. Trigger Inside – Therapy.
Yanomamo: What two bands would you pay to see battle to the death in a cage match?
Conan: Conan and Motley Crüe.
Yanomamo: Now I’m assuming your band name comes from the movie with Arnie… So a little test: If you get this wrong you have to change the band name to Red Sonja. In the movie, what does Conan tell the wizard before setting off to the mountain of doom on the camel?
Conan: I’ll be back.
Yanomamo: Nooooooooo! He says “Oil the sword & feed the horse”. Ok, I’ll get Tony to amend the tour posters to read ‘Red Sonja’ immediately. Blood Eagle by Red Sonja has a ring to it.
Yanomamo: Does Cliff Richard have more to answer for than Living Doll?
Conan: That remains to be seen.
Conan Questions Yanomamo:
Conan: Which one of your friends would be first on your list if you had to eat one of them? And why?
Yanomamo: Anthony Von Grimm because he’s a chubby little vegan and I like the irony of eating a vegan.
Conan: Give me five reasons why heavy metal is awesome.
Yanomamo: 1) Its real 2) Its dirty 3) Its challenging 4) My Mum hates it 5) It gives me a boner.
Conan: A Croque Monsieur is a lovely sandwich from France. What is your favourite model in the Mercedes Sprinter range?
Yanomamo: The purple one with mustard… or mayo… depends on my mood.
Conan: What’s new pussycat?
Yanomamo: You make my heart sing / you make everything groovy.
Conan: Thank you xox
Conan: I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10. What is it?
Yanomamo: 69?
Conan: 1 and 10. It has to be between 1 and 10.
Yanomamo: Hmmm… 6.
Conan: Sorry, the answer was 3.
Yanomamo: Godammit.
CONAN and YANOMAMO oil their swords at The Old Bar Friday September 12, and The Tote Saturday September 13.
