What’s the worst sex story you’ve ever had happen to you or have heard about?
That my parents had sex once.
What’s the funniest heckle you’ve heard?
Once before I’d even reached the stage a guy yelled out, “Get off!” so I just stood there off stage looking at him and he said, “Nah…Go on”. I got up and he said, “Get off!”
What is the meaning of life?
I’m saving it for Twitter, hoping to get heaps of retweets and followers out of it.
What’s the deal with politics?
I think very soon politics will be exactly like the X-Factor, including voting via text message.
What’s the worst movie you’ve seen this year?
My parents’ sex tape. They accidentally left it in the case of my copy of Men in Black 3.
If you could choose your gender which would it be and why?
Female, then back to male so I can use what I’ve learned on the dating circuit.
Where can we see you perform next?
Checkpoint Charlie Wednesday at Eurotrash.
Where can we follow/stalk/find out more about you?