I tried, I really tried. The new track from Angus & Julia Stone is superpowered in its insipidness, immune to criticism by virtue of commanding 100 per cent focus during listening due to its sheer un-remarkability, then by its resoundingly unmemorable nature, it’s impossible to retain any knowledge of the track while putting pen to paper. It’s a veritable marathon between the YouTube screen and Word doc, and I’m simply not up to the task. Nobody could be. You win this round, Stones. You really are crazy for this one Rick.
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