The Dirt may be the greatest music biography ever written, but Mötley Crüe’s music is really fucking terrible. Why the fuck would you model your band after another really fucking terrible band, Chinatown Angels? Seriously, if this music was any good, Tommy Lee wouldn’t have to distract everyone by playing drums upside down while four thousand strobe lights caused mass epileptic seizure in the audience. SERIOUSLY. (Ps, reader: If you enjoy the music of Mötley Crüe you will love the epileptic hell out of Chinatown Angels. My boyfriend thinks they are awesome. He is sort of a deaf idiot, though.)
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