There’s Brian Bollingsworth, the unfortunate nerd who is out to prove he can win the heart of his high-school crush Jessica (who now has a good-looking idiot of a boyfriend). There’s Mr Long the horny geography teacher who – for one night only – revives his torrid affair with a former student, there’s the pair of feuding ex-bandmates who argue only in musical puns about the break up of their (clearly terrible) band Webcam Massacre, there’s a tense love triangle in which Max has to be in a relationship with himself, and then there’s Alan Jones, the boy that no one remembers, but soon will.