What do you love about making music?
It’s debatable that I make music but I love being onstage, I hope to die onstage.
What do you hate about the music industry?
Everything, it’s all fucked.
If you could assassinate one person or band from popular music, who would it and why?
INXS… Oh wait the rest of INXS and Coldplay.
What can a punter expect from your live show?
Rock’n’fuck’n’roll, roast chickens, fruit loops, and an unfeasibly small penis.
Name an interview question you wish someone would ask you, and answer it
Question: “Would you like a beer?” Answer: “Fucking oath”.
What advice would you give to bands that are new on the Melbourne music scene?
Have the word ‘Fuck’ in your title. Play nude and really, really loud.
When are you playing live?
This Friday April 18 at Prince Of Wales Public Bar!
