Would you rather be able to play any instrument in the world naturally but be unable to write creative lyrics, or write the most beautiful lyrics in the world but be unable to play any instrument?
I can do both. Next question please.
Is there anything you would change about the music industry?
Stop rewarding mediocrity and bestow your millions upon me to redistribute amongst my brilliant peers. Give Danny Kransky the keys to the city and Danny Kransky will take you to the promised land.
Have there been any sexual exploits between band members?
For the sake of starting a vicious cycle of rumours, yes.
If you could have anyone review your record or gig, who would it be?
Andrew Bolt. Come on down to a show and say g’day. To quote Mike Tyson “I’ll fuck you ’til you love me.”
What do you think is the best way to promote your music?
Military action. Storming a radio station with firearms and taking control of the airwaves like a true revolutionary. City hall is next. Workers of the world unite.
Has your music been your biggest achievement in your life? If not what has been?
One time I crushed up some No-Doz, put it in a baggie and sold it for $200 at Pony. The profit margin was incredible.
