Expect some numbers to be called out as follows:
11: The amount of nerds that have been robbed at gunpoint after being lured into parking lots playing Pokemon Go.
34: The age I realised I was going nowhere and my family hated me.
96: The sex position of choice for baby boomers, where they sleep back-to-back and under different blankets.
If that didn’t seal the deal for you, there’s alcohol and prizes too.
