Dave would most likely become part of Heaven’s Gate because living for eternity in a comet’s tail would be pretty neat. They’re also the most fashionable cult; sporting shapeless black shirts with mandarin collars and Nikes.
Alice would be in the Manson Family because she has a penchant for men with long hair and eyes that see into your soul. Plus, she’s always looking for subliminal messages in music that tell her to run away to a ranch on the outskirts of San Francisco.
Jono reckons he would be sucked into Aum Supreme Truth. They made a nerve gas that was produced and tested in Western Australia, which was eventually used in an attack on a Tokyo subway in 1995. He didn’t actually give a reason as to why he’d be sucked into this cult. It sounds pretty evil but Jono loves everything about Japan so we guess he’d do anything for a free flight over there.
Tasha felt weird glorifying cults (even though she made everyone else do it – she thinks she’s the Messiah) and only wanted to talk about her favourite mystery the Dyatlov Pass incident. This mystery is the best because it involves aliens, the yeti, an avalanche, radiation and the KGB all in one.
Collectively, we’re most likely to have been part of The Family because we are all weird blonde children (except Alice but she’s an alien). We will neither confirm nor deny whether Anne Hamilton-Byrne has ever attended one of our gigs.
