Melbourne’s beloved shithole The Tankerville has gone up for auction overnight.
Taking up some prime Fitzroy real estate, The Tank will undoubtedly go for a very pretty penny. Here’s hoping it doesn’t get turned into apartments like countless other Melbourne institutions have been lately.
@XXXX_G0LD and I have decided to buy The Tankerville. pic.twitter.com/IaiMG6Nc2S
— regular goddess (@ceemoifree) August 15, 2017
So, someone purchase this bad boy and save us all from a world without the Tankerville. Failing that, you could always go see Tankerville (the band, that is) at The Old Bar tonight.
