Ten bands everyone should know about:
Devo, The Dead Kennedys, Joy Division, The Durutti Column, Pere Ubu, Ween, The Misfits, The Jesus Lizard, Ariel Pink, Vektor.
Nine food items that you need to make a kickarse dinner party:
Home made hummus and bread, olives, Clive of India teabags, my mum’s potato bake, Donald Trump liver pate, Kettle chips, BBQ’d snags, expensive cheese selection served with Jatz, fruit and white-rum punch spiked with LSD.
Eight possessions that define you:
Candles, incense, vinyl records, paisley pattern shirts, shoe boxes of CDs, extensive Fabergé egg collection, chainsaw and boom stick, T-Birds jacket.
Seven favourite movies/TV shows that go on your mixtape:
2001:A Space Odyssey, Wake in Fright, Bladerunner, The Bourne Identity, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Rick and Morty, The Watchmen.
Six bad habits you can’t escape:
Reading the news online too much, Kettle chips, gluttonous Coopers Sparkling Ale intake, spicy curries, hot chips, vinyl fetish.
Five people who inspire you:
Cormac McCarthy, Don Van Vliet, China Mieville, Martin Luther King, Friedrich Nietzsche.
Four things that turn you on:
Technics SL-1210s, beautiful women in stockings, beautiful men in stockings, beautiful women in stockings playing Technics SL-1210s to beautiful men in stockings.
Three goals for your music:
Fun x1000, an Eskie filled with stubbies, on ice, on stage, find a bass player.
Two live gigs you’ll never forget and why:
Tomahawk, Fantomas and Melvins in 2003. Dirty Three in the late ‘90s.
One day left before the apocalypse and you:
Pay our library fines and then get hammered drunk.
