Taio Cruz : Hangover

I loves me some Channel V music programming, because it affords me the opportunity to revel in the scorn I feel towards Generation Y or Z, or whoever the hell is was that made Ke$ha happen. It’s getting so you can’t tell the difference between the ‘serious’ party pop of Taio “I am literally singing about my hangover” Cruz and the ‘Just Kidding’ party pop of Lonely Island, which basically means our culture has suffocated by crawling up its own exhaust pipe. And by exhaust pipe, I mean ass.