So who would of guessed that the biggest song of 2012 would be a garish, LMFAO-style banger from a goofy K-pop star with a penchant for screaming at arses? Yeah I know, it’s a million internet years old by now, but its recent dominance of worldwide charts is as good as an excuse as any to write about it. You’re going to hear this at every wedding, every party, every music festival this year, you’re going to mumble along an approximation of the lyrics until busting out the “ayyyyy sexy lady”, you’re going to mangle the simplistic giddy-up dance moves, and you’re going to love every minute of it.
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