When I was in high school there was this dude called Ginny and I went around to his house once and he filled his sister’s acoustic guitar up with Lynx and proceeded to perform a song he called Jesus Has A Cunt then he flicked a lighter over the guitar hole and blew out the casing pretty good and burnt his hand up pretty bad. It was pretty sick. Cunt Life is also pretty sick. Aussie punk stalwarts Primitive Calculators snarl over some hammering Suicide beats, making connections between life’s many holes and the titular subject.
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