She’s a lecherous old bat, isn’t she? What better way to energise your tired aesthetic by corralling a pair of super wild horses into the show and dragging them way the fuck down with you. I don’t care if she’s an icon or how great the Immaculate Collection plays at karaoke, her output of the last decade is shitful. This song belongs on the Glee soundtrack. And how about the goddamn lyrics?? “Don’t play that stupid game / Cause I’m a different kind of girl.” Gran-Mads hasn’t been a girl for about four decades.
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