Heath Franklin’s Chopper: Not Here To F**k Spiders
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Heath Franklin’s Chopper: Not Here To F**k Spiders

Australia’s Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off… and he’s not here to fuck sp*ders!

That’s right. Not even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time. And neither do you.

Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we’re not here to…

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.