In a fit of spontaneity and perhaps Christmas cheer, I decided to purchase some cheap tickets to see Bon Jovi last week. Nothing like a bit of stadium rock on a Sunday night to really kick that festive spirit into gear. Etihad was glowing, buzzing; dedicated fans had, after all, been waiting at least twelve months to see some live music, and if this atmosphere was anything to go by, then old JBJ was going to deliver. What he managed to deliver (apart from a stunning set of pearly whites that could have illuminated Etihad Stadium on their own) was almost three hours of tunes, about six of which were certified hits, backed by some shoddy graphics and fuzzed out , flickering stage lights. There was no Always, no Bed Of Roses, and no Blaze of Glory. For a tour that boldly promised all the hits, they certainly left a few leather clad uberfans wanting. I have long argued with friends about the obligation that bands have to perform their hits live, regardless of their feelings about the song. For sure it probably grows tiring and repetitive in a way that few of us could comprehend, but I staunchly believe that if the musical gods have bestowed a smash hit upon you then it is your duty to deliver said hit at your shows henceforth. Call me inconsiderate and unsympathetic, but this is the curse of being a successful musician. You made your musical bed JBJ; it is decked with key changes, catchy choruses and a throng of adoring ladyfans, now fucking lie in it!
Still reeling over Bad Religion’s Christmas album? Well, they’ve just unveiled an online advent calendar where they give away presents every day in the lead up to Christmas. There’s also a video out for Hark! The Herald Angels Sing. How does that taste, haterz?!
You know what’s bloody great? House parties. You know what is also great? Lemuria. You know what fucking rules? Lemuria are playing a house show in Carlton this January and good god is it going to rule. The band will tour nationally this Summer with Melbourne band Kissing Booth, and after they smash out a Reverence Hotel set on Saturday February 8, they’ll play at The Vineyard on Sunday February 9. Where is the Vineyard, you ask? Just follow the sounds of squeals of delight.
Devastated that ‘unforseen circumstances’ have raised their devilish heads again and ruined everyone’s fun. They’ve interjected in Kylesa’s upcoming Australian tour and we will now be seeing the band in March/April 2014. Your tickets will still be valid, but the hole in your hearts may never mend. Hang in there friends.
Recently reunited Brissy band The Gifthorse will perform an extra show in Melbourne while they’re here for the upcoming Poison City Records Anniversary show. They’ll headline a gig at The Public Bar on Saturday December 21 alongside Postblue, Freakwave and Regrets. Tickets are on the door only so get down there at 8pm and get festive.
