What is the meaning of life?
I’m not sure, but I think it has something to do with Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and worms.
You’ve just been made Prime Minister of Australia after a bizarre yet strangely believable series of events. What do you do first?
a) Sell the film rights to the ‘bizarre yet strangely believable’ story that has led me to being Prime Minister. Sounds like a ripping yarn to me.
b) Get my kids on scholarships stat!
c) Hold a press conference and say ‘Let’s have a chick’s question’.
If you could write the eulogy for your own funeral what would you say about yourself?
Honestly, none of you could have written my eulogy? Fuck, I have to do everything round here!
Some rad Melbourne restaurant is naming a dish after you. What is it?
Sichuan hot pot: a tasty treat that’ll stay with you for long after you’ve left the restaurant.
If Melbourne were a verb, what would it mean?
Look I went to a state school in the ’80s so I have no idea what that question even means but I’ll give it a crack.
Melbourne: To share drinks with friends in a pub/bar/gutter after experiencing a day where life has shat on your face.
Create a nickname for your genitals.
You create a nickname for your genitals, jerk.
Where can we see you perform next?
Hosting comedy at Yah Yah’s every Sunday in July 8.30pm sharp. Sunday July 6 features Karl Chandler, Tommy Dassalo and Nick Cody.
Where can we follow/stalk/find out more about you?
