Nine food items that you need to make a kickarse dinner party:
“Pizza, Wot A Kebab, sausages, a basted pig, a triple McChicken burger, beer, wolf nipple chips, otter noses and badger spleens.”
Eight possessions that define you:
“A luscious V of hair, a Nerf gun, a MacBook, guitars, drums, bass, Johnny Walker and Dr. Pepper.”
Seven favourite movies/TV shows that go on your mix-tape:
“Star Wars, Step Brothers, Grandma’s Boy, Family Guy, American Dad, Jay And Silent Bob and Robot Chicken.”
Six bad habits you can’t escape:
“Spending money on tattoos, playing air instruments, quoting Step Brothers, Chuck Norris jokes, eating competitions and masturbation.”
Five people who inspire you:
“Winston McCall, Tim Lambesis, Will Ferrell, Jack Black and Les Claypool.”
Four things that turn you on:
“Boobs, sexual intercourse, Redtube and seppo.”
Three goals for your music:
“To make people mosh, to be brutal and to have fun.”
Two live gigs you’ll never forget and why:
“Despised Icon at The Hi Fi (some of the best live mixing ever) and Metallica at Rod Laver (because it was Metallica!).”
One day left before the apocalypse and you…:
“(Hoping it’s a zombie apocalypse) Lock and load.”
