When I first heard FKA Twigs’ stunning, empowered, nuanced portrayal of candid sexuality in Two Weeks, my initial thought was, “Man this would be heaps better if instead of Twigs’ soaring vocals it had two derro Australian cunts who are coming off a barely repentant display of flagrant misogyny flipping the ‘higher than a motherfucker’ refrain into some preachy horseshit anti-drugs message,” and waddaya know? My wishes came true. Fuck everything about this, a fucking travesty, a national embarrassment.
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