Where’s the strangest place you’ve woken up?
In the hands of an obstetrician at Mornington Bush Hospital on May 7 1981.
What was the weirdest thing you believed as a child?
That the Grim Reaper gave you AIDS via ten-pin bowling.
The most awkward moment you’ve had as a DJ?
Thinking I was a piano-accordion player in a Croatian wedding band.
What would be the worst dance track in the world to be tortured with on repeat?
That fucking song about Bar Mitzvahs by The Black Eyed Peas.
What’s the most played record in your bag?
You’re Gonna Miss Me The 13th Floor Elevators.
What question would you like to ask an omniscient, all-knowing being before you die?
“Can you put me on the door at Revs?”
If you hadn’t made it as a DJ, what job would you choose to work in instead?
I would be Post Percy’s feedbag attendant.
When and where is your next gig?
The Toff In Town on Sunday March 31 with Client Liaison, Post Percy, Romy and Namine.
