So what’s your story?
Damo Puddle: Will and I met on a journey of musical and spiritual discovery that had led us both to a beautiful and confusing part of the world. There we met Tom and Adam, who were being held by two sexy transvestites for ransom at the time. And Dave actually plays in some current band, so we stole him from them.
If someone walks past a Trans Paranoia gig, what would they say it sounds like?
Will Casserly: Like a hectic blast of post punk, thrash rock.
Tom Saunders: That spawned five bastard sons to half of Melbourne. Mum gets around, ay.
If you could tattoo anything on Miley Cyrus, what would you choose, and where?
TS: Her father’s disapproving face on the small of her back. Poor Billy Ray.
Tell us about your debut show?
TS: I’ve pre-booked with St John’s Ambulance for the night. Because either people will die from shock, or I will be hospitalised because Dave our drummer dared me to drink an entire bottle of Mercurochrome solution.
TRANS PARANOIA are playing Watt’s On Presents at Prince of Wales Public Bar this Friday November 28 with The Black Alleys and DJ Mermaid.
