Mother of god, they’ve done it. Professional meme-curator 360 and former Dissociatives vocalist Daniel Johns team up for one of the most remarkable moves ever seen in Australian music history, displaying masterful dexterity and concerted will to pull off the elusive and astounding Tandem Reverse Kanga, straddling the bowl in unison for a comprehensive, 360 (hah!) degree coating. Impossible is perfect in its awfulness, embracing a hot new musical trend the kids are calling “dub steps” while Tree-Sitty professes a brand of social consciousness that makes Lonely Island sound like Immortal Technique. “Alcohol, sex / Caffeine and ciggies too / Shit, what haven’t I been addicted to?” Guessing World Of Warcraft didn’t fit in with the rhyming scheme. Cordon off the bowl with a velvet rope. Keep this shit-smeared porcelain artefact on prominent display so generations to come are aware of what fresh hell we, as humankind, hath wrought.
360 feat. Daniel Johns : Impossible
