Ronnit: Why does music today sound like cult music?
Mel: Dunno. Should we start a mass suicide pact?
Luke: It sounds, um, relaxing.
Mel: Luke’s in!
Tyson: Sounds like extremely insipid indie that will have an extremely short life span and die an uninspired death in the bargain bin at JB Hi Fi. (strokes imaginary chin hair.) It epitomises everything I hate about the “North side.”
Jaymz: Shut up Tyson, go do some K. That was, so, that song. It’s very chilled, very folk-ish and very “I’ve got work to do and is this still the same song?” It’s not that bad.
Amelia: In my mind I imagine a guy writing on an acoustic guitar and singing softly. If I was at the gig I would really probably like to go to the toilet so I could stop listening.
Jaymz: Or have a cry-wank.
