Thomas Jaspers grew up in an elderly nursing home and most of his friends were little old ladies. Now he is obsessed with one little old lady in particular – the one on the back of our five dollar note. Did you know that according to government standards, Her Majesty is a binge drinker? Or that Freddie Mercury once dressed Princess Diana up in drag so that she could go clubbing incognito? Or that Prince Philip once asked Cate Blanchett to fix his DVD player because he heard she worked in the film industry? Join Jaspers on this camp romp from retirement to royalty; a beginner’s guide to becoming Queen.