However, they fucked up something royally when they decided to visit and review The Beaufort in Carlton.
The Instagram post begins with an illogical rant about why pasta being more popular than burgers makes them “feel ill” and “deadset feel like I’ve got salmonella.” You can view it here if you must (edit: the original post has been taken down, but Brown Cardigan have saved it over here).
Following that, the group then manage to throw out more casual racism and homophobia than Sam Newman on a 72-hour Boxing Day bender.
Luckily, our mates at The Beaufort weren’t having any of this, and blasted them.
“Bit of casual racism and a dash of homophobia. Fucking good review cunts,” began the lashing. “We very rarely respond in this way, but seriously lads take your politically incorrect bullshit elsewhere and untag. And politely go fuck yourselves. And have some respect. You’re grown ups that live in a metropolitan city not fucking patriots rioting in Bendigo. Pull your collective heads in idiots.”
When Burger BunDay tried to respond jovially, they were greeted with “look forward to you guys returning so we can serve you up a bag of fried dicks with some racist mayonnaise and some lesbian hating kosher salt.”
