Amelia (Arts Editor): “Ooh, I’m in a hammock. It makes me feel like I wanna have two girls walking along behind me harmonising with everything I say. Maybe do-wopping.”
Jaymz: "Lesbian seagull music! This sounds like it’s out of a Anne Hathaway movie, right? No! Jennifer Garner, a Jennifer Garner movie! I love that she’s banging Ben Affleck."
Amelia: "Ooh, I’m in a hammock. It makes me feel like I wanna have two girls walking along behind me harmonising with everything I say. Maybe do-wopping."
Jaymz: "While they’re banging Ben Affleck? I’m confused."
Mel: "It reminds me of card-board cut-out palm trees, like in that scene where the sister in Dirty Dancing is doing that awful hula song." [stops CD player.]
Jaymz: "Thanks Mel."
Pat: "That just got Mel’s ‘Single Of The Week’."
Mel: "Balls it did!"
