Due to plumbing works at his house, he’s mid-journey to his friend’s house to use theirs. “Crisis averted,” he tells me with a sense of relief when calling back shortly after. “It’s fucking outrageous how little public toilets there are in Melbourne. It started when 7-Eleven bought heaps of petrol stations, and then closed the … Continue reading Pokies, pranks and public toilets: Private Function does whatever it wants