Melbourne, rejoice! It just wouldn’t be a festival without a British man in a metallic suit carrying a brief case, ranting about toast for precisely three and a half minutes. Following the success of last year’s Kenny Larch Is Dead, surrealist comic Paul Foot returns to Melbourne with his critically acclaimed new show, Words. Barry Award nominated Mr Foot describes his own show like this: “No board games on this lawn, baybayyy! Face the frozen ships and dance while legless bar stools finally take their revenge. And there will be words.” Either way, audiences should expect comedy like they’ve never seen before: subversive and surreal with cult classic ingenuity.