Haikus
You have to say heaps,
In just a few syllables
They’re ancient twitter
Station
Where are they going?
Is there a train to sad town?
Flinders Street Emos
Mystery
Bad acting, lame jokes
Why are you so popular?
Two and a half Men
Consideration
Oh no, I don’t mind
Ram those wheels into my shins
Bike on peak hour train
Harry Potter
Put “Green Eggs and Ham”
In a dark “adult” cover
It’s still a kid’s book.
Egg Flip Big M
Milk that tastes like eggs!
What a fantastic idea
Now make steak icecream…
Business
Copyright infringed
Colonel Sanders will kill you
Utah Fried Chicken
Home
It’s totally cool
To drink goon in the main street
I love you Croydon
Bogan
He bumped into me
But he had a neck tattoo
So I said sorry
Bogan Lady
Peroxide blonde hair
Loudly drinking and swearing
You’ll make a great mum
Angry
You wouldn’t like GWAR
If your mum hugged you more
Heavy Metal fan
Human Nature
The dark side of man
In the form of deep fried snacks
Lord Of The Fries Chips
Delusion
You’re not an artist
You’re just choosing songs to play
DJs are wankers.
Loneliness
You’re like my Mum’s house
I go past but never stop
East Richmond Station
Waste Tears
Why do I buy this?
My water in a bottle
You are free at home
Tears
Girl with Levis
Sorry, you’re not a size eight
You’ve got muffin top
Gremlins
Don’t let them get wet
Don’t feed them after midnight
They’re just like kids
Annoyance
Writing a letter?
You look like you could use help
Windows paperclip.
Distraction
I can’t stop looking
Please fix the gap in your teeth
Seafolly Model
Pulitzer
News pulled from Twitter
Could you be any slacker?
MX newspaper
