What’s the funniest heckle you’ve heard?
There’s an urban legend that during a bad stage performance of The Diary of Anne Frank the Germans arrived and someone yelled, “She’s in the attic!” That has all the hallmarks of a good heckle: 1) Ruining a performance 2) Nazis.
What’s the deal with politics?
Just finish every sentence with ‘and that’s what makes America great.’ Then you get a parade, Neil Young writes a song about you and The Ultimate Warrior hands you the title belt.
What’s the worst movie you’ve seen this year?
My cousin’s uni graduation speech video. I hated the main character before it started.
Your partner allows you to sleep with one celebrity. Who do you choose and why?
Robin Williams. After it I would whisper in his ear, ‘a law of Jumanji has been broken‘.
If you could choose your gender which would it be and why?
Female. I’ve got the figure.
Where can we see you perform next?
Halloween at Eurotrash Bar tonight along with Rhys Nicholson, Ronny Chieng and Mike Nayna’s birthday (wish him a happy birthday on 0421 670 711).
Where can we follow/stalk/find out more about you?
Twitter at @JohnnyUtahFBI or subscribe to my videos at youtube.com/CheckpointComedy
