Where is it?
The Hi-Fi Bar, 125 Swanston Street, Hellbourne.
What sort of frightening decor should we expect?
Nasty, brutal, industrial, no thrills Mexican vampire titty bar madness, and fire, lots of fire.
What’s the entertainment going to be like?
Alright, we’ve got white, black, Spanish, yellow vampire go-go dancers. We’ve got hot, cold bands Mesa Cosa and Sexy/Heavy. We’ve got wet Shibari BDSM Bliss and Mistress Tokyo. We’ve got smelly freaks and geeks. We’ve got hairy, bloody punk punters. We’ve got snapping grinder girl Sparkarella. We’ve got silk, velvet, Naugahyde escape artist Captain Ruin. We’ve even got horse, pussy, chicken, down right and dirty MC James Grim and a whole lot more. If we don’t got it, you don’t want it.
Do you have a costume suggestion for us?
What am, I your stylist? To quote the great Louie Armstrong: “If you have ask what Jazz is, you’ll never know.” Our punters look like they’re at a costume party during their day job. Just come to get messy, any ol’ creatures of the night will do! Failing that, for the noobs and boobs, quit massaging your snake and watch from Dusk Till Dawn, comprende esé?
Any spooky drink specials?
You’re a spooky drink special. $7 beer specials, $7 tequila cocktails or a hip flask of O-negative.
What about prizes for best costume?
Lifetime membership to all Titty Twister events. With future inflation, that could be worth millions.
What will we remember in the AM?
If we do our job right you won’t have anything left but a pass out stamp to remember the night by. Leave your self respect at the door and your inhibitions in the cloak room. What happens at Titty Twister? You don’t want to remember.
We scare easily, what’s going to terrify us the most?
At Titty Twister, anything’s possible, we don’t want to show our cards at once, but anyone who has attended our previous gigs will know what’s in store, ultimately you’re likely to be most horrified at yourself for sanctioning this insanity.
What’s the wallet damage?
$35+bf presale, $45 on the door. If you can find cheaper Titty Twistin’ anywhere, fuck it!
Give us one final reason why we should party here.
The authorities have been trying to shut this gig down since we first started, 13 events later we’re still dealing with legal censorship letters. If that doesn’t sound like fun, well. While all the other parties continue trying to bite our style, while we remain satisfied with just biting our punters. Why wouldn’t you want to party here? Oh fuck, that’s two reasons.
TITTY TWISTER is back at their new home of The Hi-Fi 125 Swanston St, Melbourne CBD. The Halloween festivities get cranking from 10pm.
