Darth Vader. The Joker. The shark from Jaws. Hans Gruber. Voldemort. Pathetic, all of them. You want an evil villain? You need the deranged twin brother of Dr. Professor Neal Portenza, i.e. him, Gary Portenza. Don’t come to show if: you’re afraid of the dark, you can’t handle the truth, you don’t like being touched, or if you think Neal Portenza is better than him. It’s a funeral, so come dressed in smart casual attire, but not too smart or too casual. For example, don’t come dressed as a scientist wearing board shorts, even though, strictly speaking, that does fit the criteria. You have been warned.
Gary Portenza: Apologies In Advance
