Dumb Punts: What A Drag fucking sucks. What’s the worst situation someone used “Orrhrhhh what a drag”?
WOD: One time after rootin’ some chick, she turned around and said what a drag. That’s how the story goes anyway. I wasn’t listening.
DP: How many cones can you smoke?
WOD: More than Dune Rats.
DP: What’s your biggest achievement?
WOD: Seeing a WOD shirt on Gold Coast Cops.
DP: What’s the best show you’ve ever played?
WOD: When we gatecrashed a festival in Wollongong, played What A Drag to 3000 deros and got booed off.
DP: What advice would you give to people who wanna be like WOD?
WOD: Waves b4 babes, but hoes b4 bros.
WOD: What’s it feel like being in the worst band in Melbourne?
DP: So sick. We’re not even from here.
WOD: Why are you from Bonny Hills?
DP: ‘Cause we’re smart.
WOD: You started a band with your sister and your mate from down the street, shouldn’t you be called Lazy Cunts?
DP: It’s pronounced Lazertits, and they’re already a band. Plus we’re not lazy. We asked you all them questions before, and then answered all your ones as well.
WOD: If you’d never met me, who would your idol be?
DP: James Brown and Little Richard playing Wheel of Fortune. Or the freakout kid.
WOD: Do you have any songs that don’t suck?
DP: Do you know the words to any of your songs?
DUMB PUNTS and WOD are hosting a double-header of tape launch shows at The Workers Club this Friday June 5 and Saturday June 6.
