Cafe Gummo

Live Music: An array of sounds and artists have graced Gummo’s sticky floors. Rock ‘n’ roll, reggae, metal, balkan brass, hip hop, rembetika… just to name a few. Cafe Gummo also features karaoke and recently a ‘lip sync to death’ competition. 

Famous for: their outspoken political views. The venue is clear about being anti-fascist queen-friendly, which means it’s free from haters and bad vibes. 

Infamous for: Their dangerously inexpensive and delicious toasties, perfect for a midnight snack. There are plenty of vegan options, too. 

Once you’re settled in, grab yourself a beer on tap or a basic cocktail. The staff, who are famously extremely friendly, are happy to mix up whatever you’re in the mood for. If you’re after something with a bit more oomph, get a Club Mate with Vodka or a Mexikaner shot. Mexikaner shots, despite what the name suggests, have absolutely nothing to do with Mexico – instead, they’re a spicy lil’ German concoction that goes down a treat with a cheesy toasted sandwich. 

Not feeling a toastie? (…Weird of you, but whatever). May we suggest their locally-made-with-love Pierogi, served with a sexy pickle and dill. They keep the bar menu simple and effective, just the way we like it. 

Let’s be clear, things can get wild at Cafe Gummo. Like, directed-by-Harmony-Korine wild. They love a good party – drag nights, comedy nights and punk shows are all common occurrences. The events are often raising money for a good cause, so you can give yourself a little pat on the back for your drinking efforts. 

Snoop around the dingy yet electric rooms. Lick your greasy fingers. Huddle by the bar, chat to the lovely staff and watch whatever act is on. With a courtyard and a few seats out front, too, Cafe Gummo is the perfect sleazy n’ easy spot. It’s right out front of the 86 tram on High St, so you’ve got no excuse not to visit the self-proclaimed  “Filthy princess of Thornbury’”.