In a real “I do not get paid enough for this shit” moment, it seems one couple, with clearly no better place to be and no better place to go, decided to spend an intimate 30 minutes in one of the cubicles – leaving staff to clean up the result. Staff got their revenge via the venue’s Facebook page, with the following post:
“To the lovely couple who spent half an hour or so in our smaller (quite cramped) toilet yesterday afternoon, we found a small trace of a viscous, milky-white liquid after you left that looks like it may belong to you. We weren’t very busy at the time so will have no problem remembering your cheerful faces, so feel free to drop on by and we can return your property to you; as well as hand you an invoice for the 7 trillion litres of bleach we’ve subsequently been through. Thanks, Section 8 xx”
