What is the meaning of life?
To cover everything in maple syrup and love yourself for who you are.
What’s the worst movie you’ve seen this year?
Schindler’s List. Worst romantic comedy ever.
What’s the best advice you’ve gotten from another comic?
Just go out there and drop some truth bombs” – Justin Hamilton.
What’s the deal with politics?
Man, it’s all a big conspiracy where politicians are elected just to annoy me. I write jokes about them to try fight back and start a revolution. Step one: get my stand-up album. Step two: overthrow the government.
You’ve just been made Prime Minister of Australia after a bizarre yet strangely believable series of events. What do you do first?
Three words: Sir Karl Stefanovic.
Where can we see you perform next?
I’ll be doing spots around town but keep an eye out for me at Melbourne Fringe.
Where can we follow/stalk/find out more about you?
facebook.com/simontaylorcomedy
Twitter and Instagram: @mrsimontaylor
For a limited time you can also visit Bandcamp for a free download of Simon’s comedy album Funny.