What’s the worst sex story you’ve ever had happen to you or have heard about?
My friend heard it was really sexy to chew some mints before performing some favours on her boyfriends. Turns out it didn’t “tingle” like promised and more “burned”.
What’s the funniest heckle you’ve heard?
If the heckle is funny I ignore it. How dare they try and upstage me.
What’s the deal with politics?
Ask Twitter on a Monday evening during Q&A. Everybody there seems to know.
What’s the best advice you’ve gotten from another comic?
Fiona O’Loughlin always tells me “not to suck”. Very helpful to hear seconds before walking on stage.
You’ve just been made Prime Minister of Australia after a bizarre, yet strangely believable, series of events. What’s do you do first?
I make Kerri-Anne my Foreign Minister. That way when I send her overseas I can say I’m sending a KAK-attack.
Who in the world could you never make laugh?
An audience in Colac it turns out. I imagine Helen Keller would’ve been pretty hard to crack also.
Some rad Melbourne restaurant is naming a dish after you. What is it?
Well a bar in Melbourne actually named a cocktail after me. It was pretty much just straight alcohol with a bit of lemon. Boozy and bitter.
Where can we see you perform?
Tuesday December 4at Checkpoint Charlie Comedy at Lucky Coq. Great new room!
Where can we follow/stalk/find out more about you?
Twitter.com/joelcreasey or facebook.com/joelcreasey. Give me a tweet or a poke. I don’t mind.
