What’s the party called?
Zillion Dollar Dreamboats.
Where’s it at?
Lucky Coq.
So why is the south side better than the north side?
Better Photoshop moments, higher grade cigarette butts, less public urination and better cars putting in circuits.
What’s the best thing about the south side?
The customers’ medium income level.
What’s the worst thing about the south side?
The pretension of money.
So tell us about the party your throwing?
The Malaysian Gameshow sensation arrives in Australia for one night only. Created and hosted by the illustrious Kangkung Belacan, it showcases aspiring career celebrities competing for the title of Zillion Dollar Dreamboat. Created in 2010 by Malaysia’s prince in waiting, Kangkung Belacan, celebrities compete and are judged on the following criteria: Photoshopped Beauty, Internetedness, Ears for Dance, Excellent Pizza Toppings and Dressed For Success. Audience judges contestants in their presentations, sound selection and pizza toppings. Winners hold the title of Zillion Dollar Dreamboat with a swag of prizes including: Eternal Pizza Dreams, 300 A+ rated re-tweets, Codsplay Costume of Choice, Superannuation Advice, and Exclusive Designed Arcade Dance Avatar.
Who’s playing?
Paz, CC Disco, Dublin Aunts, Edd Fisher and Mr Moonshine.
What sort of shit will they be playing?
The latest club, disco, house and dance sounds.
What night is it on?
Sunday March 31.
And it’ll be better than the party on that night over at Bimbo Deluxe, why?
You have the chance to be Photoshopped into an image with Edd Fisher.
It’s free, yeah?
Nothing is truly free. You dance for your life.
What’s the one thing we’ll remember most vividly in the morning?
The winner holding aloft their designer cosplay costume.
Give us one more reason why we should come on down?
Word is there will be a bookie by the name of “Antz” who will also be taking bets on the Zillion Dollar Dreamboat winner. N.B ZDDB does not condone illegal gambling.
