Where’s the strangest place you’ve woken up?
At a bar in Sydney. I thought I was in the docklands.
Describe yourself using the title of a song.
Sexy Motherfucker by Prince. Or Loser by Beck – I’ll leave it up to you.
What was the weirdest thing you believed as a child?
That meteorologists worked out what the weather would be by studying the behaviour of ants.
The most awkward moment you’ve had as a DJ?
This wasted lady at Pony asking me to play Love Cats by The Cure for her so she could propose to her boyfriend at 5.30am in the morning. I told her I didn’t have it but would have played it for her if she’d planned her proposal a little better. I’m sure they are happily married by now.
What would be the worst dance track in the world to be tortured with on repeat?
Eric Prydz – Call on Me, or maybe Destination Calabria by Alex Gaudino. That was a terrible period in time for music. The lowest moment in Crystal Waters’ career.
What’s the most played record in your bag?
Would you ask Van Gogh the secret to his brush strokes?
What question would you like to ask an omniscient, all-knowing being before you die?
How do fish breathe underwater? I’m failing this test aren’t I?
If you hadn’t made it as a DJ, what job would you choose to work in instead?
I’m glad you asked. Obviously I would be a model. Unfortunately my DJ career is “blowing up” right now though, and the trips to Milan were really taking their toll. Also I have no idea what to do with all these frequent flyer points.
When and where is your next gig?
Hip Hop Hotties, Friday March 22 at Laundry!
