When/where is the Halloween gig?
Creepshow Halloween Festival at The Espy this Saturday October 26.
Pretend you’re a kid about to go trick or treating. Your parents tell you to avoid a particular mysterious house but don’t tell you why. Do you knock on the door?
I would scout the area and throw rocks on the roof for a while, then if everything seemed fine, go in for the sugary treats.
When you see a ghost, who you gonna call: Ghostbusters or Ghostface Killah?
Ghostbusters. Just so I could speak with Dan Ackroyd and try and convince him to let me have one of those cool skull shaped vodka bottles he’s been selling.
You hear the zombie apocalypse has begun. What do you do next?
I’d listen to One Direction for more than 15 minutes. By that stage, I’d be completely dead inside and they’d leave me alone (although I’m not sure what’s worse).
Name one annoying person you’d never want to spend a night trick or treating with.
Eric Cartman.
What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever watched?
Many moons ago I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail on acid. I wouldn’t recommend it.
Who would you rather fight: 100 gremlin-sized zombies, or 1 human-sized gremlin?
Well we all know that extreme sunlight kills gremlins. The meteorological inconsistency of my geographical location, affords me a singular option. Chainsaw and machete all the way.
What are you most scared of?
Horses. I have a morbid fear of horses. They’re too big, too strong and they know too much.
