So then, what’s the band name and what do you ‘do’ in the band?
The band is called Udder Ubductees. We hail from a planet many light years away and we have come to your puny planet to preach the divine word of our bovine overlords. In this band I play the hell out of my cow fur-clad guitar.
What do you reckon people will say you sound like?
A choir of angels. If all the angels were wasted junkies who didn’t know how to play their instruments. We’re just a fun time punk rock party.
What do you love about making music?
The best part about making music is knowing that our word is the truth and the truth is the way.
What do you hate about the music industry?
The thing that irritates us most about your music is that there seem to be more people complaining about music than there are making it. It’s so simple you fools.
If you could assassinate one person or band from popular music, who would it and why?
On this planet there is only one band to compete with our level of tomfoolery, and that is Mac Sabbath (look them up).
What can a punter expect from your live show?
High energy, fast music and plenty of cow jokes.
Anything else to add?
Give in to temptation. Eat meat and be merry. You are not alone in the universe.
