Describe our bingo night as though I come from another planet?
This is a stupid fucking question and I refuse to waste the word count on it.
What have been some of your favourite unorthodox number calls?
Dan’s mind is perverse. I don’t know what’s going on in there. I don’t want to know. Every time he draws out 69 (the sex number guys) he offers a free jug to any two people who’ll perform the ‘69 challenge’ by simulating the act in front of the stage. Oddly enough, most people have proven willing to sacrifice their dignity to save $15. One couple did it while standing up – impressive, really.
Is it true you have a shoe fetish?
For context: during the latter rounds when Dan is generally too drunk to control basic motor neuron functions, let alone come up with decent rhymes, he resorts to aligning every number that ends with ‘two’ with ‘shoe’, and implies that for some reason I like to fuck them. It was funny at first, but it’s still happening.
