Toff In Town

252 Swanston St Lvl 2
Melbourne CBD, VIC 3000
37° 48' 43.4016" S, 144° 57' 54.414" E
Upcoming gigs Start and Finish Date/Time
The Ians 3rd of May, 7:30pm
We Are But Citizens 4th of May, 7:30pm
Midnight Express 4th of May, 11:00pm
Poprocks 5th of May, 10:00pm
The Scrims 6th of May, 7:30pm
The House Defrost 6th of May, 11:00pm
The Sunday Set 7th of May, 5:00pm
Down The Rabbit Hole 7th of May, 8:00pm
Beaut XV 7th of May, 9:00pm
Call It In 8th of May, 10:00pm
Carriage 252 9th of May, 10:00pm
Ali Belmont & the Delivery Boy 10th of May, 7:30pm
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Sat-Thu 5pm-Late, Fri 3pm-Late, Sun 4pm-late

Melbourne's bar landscape is densely populated by bars and clubs that lean towards the luxurious end of the stick, with said stick containing a plethora of measures and graduations designed to calculate the exact degree of decadence therein. If such a stick were used (indeed, did even exist) to measure the Toff in Town I'm sure the reading would go right off the scale. Up two flights of stairs in Melbourne's famous Curtain House is a veritable Lewis Carol-inspired wonderland of French treats just waiting to fulfill your every desire ... well, almost every desire. Train carriage-style booths run the length of the main bar with total privacy assured by a few well-drawn blinds. The only interruption in your evening will come at the press of button when you summons the wait staff to deliver more liquid indulgence, or perhaps a small plate of French nibbles from the larder. The wine may be a little on the expensive side, but the sheer range of choice not available at many other French wine houses makes up for that fact. Of course, there's nothing wrong with approaching a suitable monsieur or mademoiselle and hitting them up for a few hefty glasses.